It’s Bachelor Recap Tuesday! I will spare you the snarky intro comments and get straight into what went down on last night’s episode of The Bachelor.
Group Date – Eight of the women were treated to a lovely day at the lake that included jumping in the water naked, a game of Red Rover and Kelsey being totally annoyed with the whole situation. Chris on the other hand was loving all the women in their bikinis and clearly enjoying himself. The date didn’t end with a day of frolicking at the lake though, they got to camp in tents too! To make a long story short, everyone got drunk, Ashley S. was still acting as crazy as ever, MacKenzie thought there were aliens, Ashley I. snuck into Chris’ tent to tell him she was “inexperienced” and then proceeded to make out with him and Kaitlyn had the best commentary ever on all of the events! See you didn’t even have to watch the episode!!
While the ladies were camping, Chris’ three sisters came to the house to decide who was going to go on the one-on-one date this week. They questioned each of the girls separately and in the end they chose Jade to go on a Cinderella-inspired date.
One-On-One – Jade was pampered and transformed into a true Disney princess and was whisked away to her awaiting prince at the ball! How sweet and romantic! I really think Jade is a front-runner. She seems very quiet and could possibly be Chris’ type, but who knows what he is actually looking for. At the end of the night Jade got the rose and got to waltz with her Prince Farming in front of a live orchestra.
Group Date – The six remaining women were whisked off to San Francisco (in white wedding dresses) to compete in a mud run. The winner got to spend the rest of the evening with Chris, while the remaining women got to go home in typical Bachelor fashion. Jillian being the man-beast that she is smoked through the course and won some alone time with her man. Unfortunately for her she wouldn’t shut up about her training and fitness competitions and random questions to let Chris get a word in. She blamed it on the nerves, but thank gosh The Bachelor finally made a sound decision and didn’t just kiss her and give her a rose…he actually sent her home! I’m so proud of you Chris.
Rose Ceremony – I honestly think that most of the girls in the house are a little off their rockers. If you follow me on
Twitter, you know that I really am starting to wonder. Basically the whole cocktail party we had to hear about Ashley I. being a virgin and she wanted to make sure Chris knew. I’m sorry but why is this such an important story line…really who cares that you’re a virgin! She needs to be more like Becca (who is also a virgin) and learn to keep her mouth shut and act like a lady. Can you tell I’m not a fan of Ashley I. In the end, Chris sent home Ashley S. (it’s about darn time), Nikki and Juelia.
What were your thoughts on last night’s episode? Be sure to stay tuned next week for another Bachelor Recap Tuesday!
"Love takes up where knowledge leaves off." - Thomas Aquinas
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