14 Reasons to Absolutely, Positively Love Being a Woman

Happy Monday everyone! This weekend I received the latest issue of Glamour and one of my favorite parts of the magazine every month is "The Glamour List." This month was no exception, so I had to share! Enjoy. 

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The Glamour List: 14 Reasons to Absolutely, Positively Love Being a Woman 

by: Pamela Redmond Satran & Kimberly Bonnell

1. You can get away with not wearing pants, like, ever. Hat tip to all the skirts and dresses of the world.
2. And speaking of clothes, men pretty much just have pants, shirts, and ties. You've got capes and jumpsuits and minis and crop tops and midi-pants and -- well it's a party in your closet.
3. When you do gain weight, you probably gain it in your boobs, and who minds that?
4. You can grow a human!
5. Also, you can choose whether and when to.
6. You've got a killer immune system. Scientists have found women are less likely to get their male partner's cold than he is to get yours. Sorry, boys.
7. You can watch all the Ryan Gosling movies you want. Because if you get turned on in public, no one has to know.
8. You can completely transform your look with one swipe of Nars Scarlett Empress red.
9. Feminism: Now chic! (Not that it ever wasn't!)
10. You don't have to settle for one orgasm.
11. You can bounce the baby with one arm, stir the holiday soup with the other, and keep the conference call going. It's not "balance." It's life.
12. You know how to cut through the bar-stool B.S.: A study found women are better than men at recognizing pickup lines.
13. Betty White! Proof that at 92, women still have it.
14. Because your mom says so, and that woman is never wrong. 

"Vodka is kind of a hobby." - Betty White